Someone help! The Joker's drugged me with his laughing gas!

So I found this question meme at deviantart: http://mct421.deviantart.com/art/Question-Meme-Generator-69266481 (Do it. I dare you!) and here are my responses!

1. Who does Synthia like?
Uhh... I have no idea. O_o

2. If Alyssa played in a movie, what kind of character would they play?
The crazy best friend, fer sure!

3. Do you miss Evan?
I just saw him today at school. So, uh, no.

4. In a race between you, Marissa and Evan, who would win?
Nobody. We'd be too lazy to actually run.

5. Would you marry Burt?
-chokes- Alyssa's his girlfriend!

6. Would you love to read Alissa's very personal diary?
God no! I'm not gonna invade her privacy! Who do you take me for?! D:<

7. What's Greg to you?
-chokes again- JUST. A. FRIEND. I'm never gonna here the end of this one if Alyssa sees this. DX

8. Who would win in a duel, Alex or Aidan? And what kind of duel would they pick, anyway?
Alex would totally win because Aidan wouldn't hit a girl. XD Ha! Beats me!

9. Who would be a better superhero sidekick between Isaac and Evan, and why?
Evan. Because Isaac could honestly care less. XD

10. Aidan is actually Alex in disguise, you know.
HE'S A TRANNY STALKER?! O_O

So...

Who else is ready for the finals next week?

(Oh and I have the marshmallows Marissa~)

My dad, Saviour Towards Bee-kind

My dad found a bee pretty much frozen to our front door yesterday. So he picked it up and brought it in the house. He placed it into a container with holes poked in it so it could breathe. But, wow, I never knew bees could shiver until now.

Blah

Sucking up space. Sucking up space. Caaaaaause I don't actually want to say anything meaningful in this one. Don't like it? Well then shove it up your bum and twist. (Please excuse the vulgar imagery.)

I do Admit

I did have a bit of a hard time on the English essay for a bit. But come on! Give a girl a break! I positively loathe essays. Good god I could've spent my time on something more worth while in my opinion. Oh well. At least it's done.

Finally!

I have just finished writing the essay for Mr. Thompson and I'm printing out the essay for Mr. Miclette. All I have to say on them both is... yesssssssss eat that you bloody essays! I have defeated you AND procrastination! HA!

...Ahem. That is all.