Blog Poem of DAVID BOWIE.

Yes plz. And, uh, it's totally here. CAN YOU FIND IT?

David Bowie dazzled my world

He dazzles the whole POPULATION.

Best ACTOR ever.

Because of his sexy pants, especially in the VIDEO

The Labyrinth.

Wow, those pants were tight.

It was a SPECTACLE.

That movie should be more GRAPHIC.

Especially down there.

Yeah.

This is so totally CREDIBLE.

I’m not biased.

Don’t look at me like that.

David Bowie could tear a TRACTOR apart with his sexiness.

Doesn’t need a REVOLVER or anything.

Yes.

Not even MANACLES could contain his awesomeness.

DICTY oozes out of every word he says.

So totally AUDIBLE.

Mmm.

I totally want his SIGNATURE.

Fangirls are like super PEDANT about him.

A PORTFOLIO filled with pictures of him would be God’s gift to fangirls.

Seeing him in MOTION

Like a LOCOMOTION

Causes Global Warming.

Yes I’m serious.

Shut up.

Marissa Ashley and Bowie threesome for the win.

FOR WE ARE ONEEEEEEEEE.